Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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