Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame