i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.