I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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