Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.