He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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