my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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