Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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