people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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