It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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