The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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