just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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