ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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