i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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