he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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