just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I think my vagina is haunted
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
