Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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