She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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