i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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