We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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