eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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