It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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