what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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