This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
