Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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