My liver just broke up with me...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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