is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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