The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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