Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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