Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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