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what?
penguin condom
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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