I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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