Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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