if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Operation Purity has been aborted
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize