He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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