Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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