You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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