Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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