I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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