On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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