In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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