you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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