She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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