I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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