i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Umm I'm too high to move.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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