well most of my day revolves around power hour
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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