can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My pussy is not your playground.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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