I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It's shark week go big or go home
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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