...so i touched it.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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