one might say we're banned from that church
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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