Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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