How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You can't just leave with hair like that
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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