Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
we made out on top of his cat.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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