don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I am spending my child support on dildos
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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