Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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