is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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