whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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