Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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